International hotel chain Motel Fourteen (it's twice as good as Motel Seven) is offering a trial human bed-warming service at four hotels in Britain this month.
Upon request, a willing staff-member, and all are guaranteed to sport huge staffs members, at three of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.
"Our new Motel Seven bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Motel Seven spokeswoman Rosie Minton said in an emailed statement to UP2.
"The big staffer will stick around and get the other side warm too, if preferred."
"However, we are not interested in those with warm piss, so drunks are being told to leave or will be arrested."
"So piss off!"
