UK Financial Regulator the FSA, has rocked the financial world today, announcing a bizarre new recruitment policy.
FSA spokes-person Grenville Mann-Gland, society louche and inveterate cottager announced today from FSA HQ or Shit Towers as it has become known, that since they were unable to stop themselves from haemorrhaging staff like a Bedouin with Amoebic Dysentery, they would now look at recruiting staff from more unconventional sources.
Mann-Gland annouced "We need staff urgently, the world sees us as a bunch of inveterate C**ts and we are less popular than a turd in a Jacuzzi, therefore we intend to recruit from the Paedophile and Nonce population of Britain's Prisons."
The move is believed to be a last ditch attempt by pointless FSA managers to make the organisation more popular.
He added, "Let's face it they can't fuck things up anymore than this bunch we have already, if this doesn't work our only option will be to recruit the BNP".
