What's the point of Rex Tillerson?

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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Tillerson, a GOP stooge tied to the Bushes?

Irving, Texas - (Crude Ass Mess): "Frankly, none!" That's the considered view of BigOilShagger! magazine's March exclusive.

It reckons a Rockefeller family feud with the ExxonMobil Chairman/CEO will see him booted out of orifice before the April 2nd G20 meeting in London.

"Guess he didn't make the Buckingham Palace VIP list for tea and crumpet with Old Queenie, hehehe!" was [iBigOilShagger! editor Dave Skank-Crude's opening salvo excoriating the daftass $25 million-a-year GOP rascal.

"Unlike Chevron's Dave O'Reilly - the only BigOil hotshot with a personal hotline to the G20's royal hosts!"

Tillerson, 69, has long been deemed far too big for his size 15 GOP boots ever since the May 2008 ExMo AGM fiasco when narrowly escaping the Rockefellers' furious attempts 'to nail his Machiavellian ass' to the wreckage of the 1989 Exxon Valdez disaster.

BigOilShagger! is now lobbying for Tillerson to be made CEO of the upcoming George W Bush Sewage Plant in recognition of his lifetime devotion to GOP muck-spreading.

"That's assuming he's not gonna go down for all that hushed-up unfinished Enron business, of course," Skank-Crude added cautiously.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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