Jesus, Mary and Joseph: We Lost Half of Our 401K; Even Other Worldly Economy in Trouble

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 21 February 2009

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The Other Worldly Sts Dow and Jones lose their footing on the heavenly plain

When even the Holy Family and God's Only Begotten Son are left with a 200.5 small k retirement fund, you've got to know the world and even the other worldly economy is in big trouble.

The Virgin Mary had logically sunk a bundle of shekels into Virgin Air and Rail only to see half of it go down the drain in some hairbrained scheme involving no kissing zones at airports and train depots.

Carpenter Joseph has been laid off for months due to the slowdown in construction due to the Bush recession: "When that SOB W dies and shows up at the pearly gate yopu can bet my main man fisherman Pete will kick his ass all the way to the last ringding of heck!"

Jesus who died at 33 has no social security or pension: "I belonged to Messiahs Local 333 but they lost all their assets in the Fall of Rome Crash of 700. I was banking on that ever growing 401K sold to me by some guy from the Knights of Columbus. I'll never trust another mofo with a feathered hat and a sword. I should have remembered that he who lives by the stock market, dies by the stock market!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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