Just when experts thought the real estate market had hit rock bottom. Housing and land values around the neighborhood of the White House have hit unprecedented lows.
When Southern Baptists in the DC area learned that an Irish Catholic brood was moving into 1600 in the 1960's, there was a temporary depression in the market, soon remedied by the numerous starlet sightings. A Quaker resident brought a scare but his warmongering eased tensions of him being a real member of the Society of Friends. A movie star helped housing values until his dementia began to scare the neighbors. Most recently a reformed alcoholic from Texas and his Mr MCGOO blind hunting companion had folks up in arms.
This time however there is an all out panic. The new resident of the White House looks like he comes from Casablanca! Neighbors have been seen carving wooden lawn crosses and stocking up on lighter fluid.Real estate vultures have been trying to buy homes on the cheap scaring residents with the old line: "There Goes the Neighborhood!"
