Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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Ford economy SUV gets about 3 GI's per gallon

While the original Dr Death whiles away the hours in penitentiary without any penitence a new daring advocate for assisted suicide has risen on the scene.

Kirk Kekorkian is the death doctor of terminally ill corporations. Today the K.K Killa bailed on his financial responsibility to fading Ford Motors as one of its major stock holders.

Kekorkian sold Henry Ford's century old motor company down the river by dumping every share of his Ford stock.Ford of course has down quite a bit to bring about its own demise.Gas- Guzzling SUV's produced at about the same rate as human beings around the world die in oil wars have not helped the situation.

KKKilla posted on its website the obituary for Ford...the final line read. Don't blame me I just pulled the plug!"

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Topics: Ford




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