Ford Motor Company today announced the upcoming release of its new flagship vehicle, The Ford Rediculous. Marketed towards men with unusually small endowment and housewives with something to prove, The Rediculous is a twelve seat, sixteen cylinder, three by three axle SUV with provisions for a fuel tank trailer to be used when planning trips of mre than a quarter mile.
Originally developed by Ford for The Halliburton Company for use in hauling cash out of war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan, Ford Motor Company will market The Rediculous here in the continental United States focusing a marketing strategy towards those with low self esteem, excess amounts of cash, drug-dealers, hip-hop artists and other fools.
The list price for the rediculous has not yet been determined, but Ford Motors has commented that it will have to be appropriate to recoup the 106 billion dollars spent on development, road trials and fuel in the past months and the 2008 Trillion Dollars needed to cover holiday bonuses this year for its top three executives.
Ford is contemplating a summer sale special to commence this August. A 3800 dollar check will be included in the sale of the first 100 vehicles sold, covering the expense for the first fill up at the pumps.
