Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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NATO HQ, Brussels - (Hoo Flung Dung Mess): Official: Mystery oil tycoons paid for Beijing Olympics. And NATO bigwigs have told Beijing's self-etiolating Olympic Committee eunuchs the shit will now hit the fan about just who paid for those 2008 Games.

A terse NATO statement has said that in 1994 a mystery pair of US/UK oil tycoons who have cornered 80% of global crude bought out the Brits' expired 1999 Hong Kong lease for $250 billion.

In return the Chinese agreed new economic and industrial programs, human rights, justice and social welfare reforms.

The 2008 Games were merely the icing on the proverbial.

But the Chinese then colluded with UK Prime Monsters Blair and Brown to double-cross the tycooons, snatch Hong Kong and steal the duo's $300 billion industrial portfolio.

In return the HSBC bank paid off Opus Dei cabals to gag every child molestor horror since Hitler's Pope Pius XII did the dirty with the Third Reich back in '39.

Condileezza Rice is Barack Obama's mother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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