Barbie Kicks Bratz Plastic Asses!

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Saturday, 19 July 2008

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Evil genius behind the frustrating nightmare of being Barbie

Barbie, big-breasted gang leader of the doll world made a quick finish of the Bratz. The Bratz known for their gigantic heads sought to dominate Barbie's turf, that was until Barbie got wind of it. Barbie called all of the many other Barbies and in a multiple personality massacre there were plastic body parts and rubber bands everywhere.

Huge Bratz heads were found floating in the Hudson River.

Authorities have all points bulletins out for Malibu Barbie and the Barbie Dream RV containing the entire collection of split personality homicidal maniacs. Police were alerted to the fact that Barbie's can be conclusively identified buy the fact that they have no vaginas.

Police psychologist, Peter Envy has advanced the theory that the Barbies were driven crazy by the fact that they were created with enormous breasts but no vagina.

Dr Envy also believes that being paired with a mate who has no penis could not have helped matters: "Some sick individual constructed this frustrating nightmare and it was just a matter of time before something really bad was going to happen. I hope Dick Cheney is happy now!"

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