In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.
The ad shows the Svedka wom-android with shapely prosthetic butt cheek and prominent plastic mammary gland. The Svedka_Grl is offering all three candidates but especially Hillary "a personal supply of Svedka Vodka". The only catch seems to be that the candidates will have to suck the liquor from the oversized teats of the automaton.
Each candidate has commented on the offer. Republican John McCain rejected the proposal with the explanation that his new friends, the fun less Fundie Evangelicals, would not appreciate seeing their new favorite son with his lips wrapped around the heaving bosom of a voluptuous wom-android cloned from the stem cells of death bound embryos. McCain cut his breathless comments short when his handler Joe Lieberman whispered in his ear," Easy, Old Fella!"
BH Obama thanked America for recognizing that strong women are a great danger and that fancy talking black boys are more fun. On the subject of the vodka boob, Obama said that he would have to ask Michelle. Senator Clinton declaimed that she would drink any one under the table: "Whether it was from a shot glass or a really large body part. JJJJusht askh , Bilhly Boyhh!
