Top Exxon executives announced today that they have come up with a plan that will give a SUV with each fill up, a move that top brass says is their way to give back to the American people.
Thomas Engleberg Director of Customer Incentives said "Americans are obsessed with their large Suv's, this is a way to get customers who may shy away from $5.00 a gallon for gas or remember when gas cost $1.09 a gallon to get to know the new Exxon."
When asked if they would fill their tanks up most people said only if they could choose the color of the SUV.
Economist predict that this move by Exxon will bring in somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 billion dollars in revenue, and cost most Americans their ability to go to Starbucks every morning.
