As stock prices cascade and the housing market goes to hell, as food and gas costs ejaculate upward, no one could pre-dict what would happen in the high Priced Hoes market.
Millions of dollars of free advertising sustained erect prices for a few weeks thanks to Triple X Guv Spritzer.
But as Newton remarked about the life history of the penis: What goes up, must come down.
And down the prices came.
The first discount Hoemporium located in Beaver Falls, MT was the result of the recession, explained HoeMaster Johns Cumtame. "When the jizz in this biz dries up, the hoes start hosin' each other down and when they go south, so do my profits."
While shopping in the local John's Bargain Store, Johns got an idea as big as his dream erections: "I decided to drop prices to bring the pussy back into season. Sure 'nuff those Tomcats started prowlin my alley and those big busts were boomin my profits again!"