Researchers are excited by recent findings that the so-called "Love Hormone", oxytocin is transforming the lives of autistic adults. The hormone associated with breast-feeding and social bonding is being given to autistic adults who classically are limited in their ability to make social connection but frequently exhibit genius-like qualities in areas of music and mathematics.
The autistic adult who inspired the character called Rain Man portrayed by Dustin Hoffman in the award-winning film of the same name has received large doses of the oxytocin and has been transformed into the newest latest Playboy of the Western World.
"No more Wapner or K-mart sucks for me! I want women! Card counting is for suckers!", commented the Rain Man in a recent interview in the journal, Science. Experts believe that under the influence of this hormone some autistic adults lose their brilliance in specific areas and become obsessed not with pianos or the Pythagorean theory but with pussy and penis."Rain Man can't count cards or calculate numbers but he sure can 'Casanova'!"
