Chicago, Illinois - Manufacturers of the USA's best-selling steam mop are over the moon at a recent sales surge after Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow endorsed their latest must-have add-on the All American Steam Douche Attachment.
The vaginal beauty aid can be used in tandem with the All American Sweat Shop Corp's legendary grime-busting steam mop for forays into notoriously hard to shit - uh, shift! - nooks and crannies like the kitchen floor.
Or the back seat of the Mustang.
All for a bargain basement $9.99 when purchasing the nation's top-selling Microbe-Blitzer Steam Mop that retails around $100 at WallFart.
Gwynnie's endorsement comes amid huge international interest about steam cleaning of human genitals following a resurgence of a centuries-old practice in Korea called chai-yok.
Practitioners believe it can reduce stress, regulate menstrual cycles and get rid of hemorrhoids when utilised in conjunction with a quart of bourbon.
An iPad-controlled remote device is under construction which would enable switchng on Ms Paltrow's contraption from anywhere in the world.
Commenting on today's news story a rival steam mop manufcturer said: 'Gwyneth Paltrow steam douche' anagrams to 'Sweet womanly dog-cheap truth.'