The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare

Funny story written by Devin Rich

Thursday, 28 November 2013

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WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term.

The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to the President's signature policy, Obamacare.

Soon after he was let out of his crate, early Thursday morning, the young dog held a press conference expressing his disdain for the healthcare bill--calling it the "Worst disaster since Cesar Millan quit 'The Dog Whisperer'."

With the botched roll-out of Obamacare, President Obama has already felt much opposition to the bill. Now that his own dog has now turned on the bill, some are now saying this is the death knell to Obamacare's second term.

"I really wish that I didn't have to do this, but he has skimped on giving me walks; he does not give me bones to chew on; and I keep hearing the secret service joking about him wanting to eat me," Bo explained when asked why he's suddenly come out against the PPACA.

President Obama has yet to respond to his dog's statement.

In Other News: Joe Biden has learned to ride his tricycle.

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