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Saturday, 21 September 2013


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(Silicon Valley, CA) - Microsoft announced their plans to create a new think tank division of the mega-billion dollar company, dubbed Project: iTeam.

According to Chet Chitley, Junior iTeam Manager, "From now on whenever somebody says 'there's no i in team' we can say there IS one in iTeam." Chet Chitley, a former supervisor of international sales for Apple, denies rumors that the whole project is just sour grapes and a cheap way to cash in on the popular iProducts being produced today.

"Apple can suck it," Chitley said. "We thought of it first and please go back into the comments and put a TM symbol wherever it says iTeam or we'll sue you."

Apple could not be contacted for a comment by time of publication.

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