As stocks and shares are not being shared any longer European finance ministers are seeking ways to put a plug in the Euro Sink.
Our exclusive information is that 'Bathroom Brown' - renowned for cracking sinks (and a few heads) is being called in to help out the French and Germans.
However Brown is not going to give his help without a price. 'I will establish the Euro so that it can rise again' he said 'but I expect a generous response from Merkel and Sarkosy.'
We were not enlightened as to what the response was to be but overhearing a telephone conversation between Merkel and Sarkosy (in German/French) we feel sure Brown is headed to become the next UN Secretary General.
Confirmation of this has come from asides heard when President Obama put on his new suit: 'Brown is the new fashion' he told his tailor!
The Greeks, unkindly called The Geeks by other European countries, have a word for the whole situation: HELP!!!
