Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink

Funny story written by j.w.

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

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Brown with his Order of the Bath

As stocks and shares are not being shared any longer European finance ministers are seeking ways to put a plug in the Euro Sink.

Our exclusive information is that 'Bathroom Brown' - renowned for cracking sinks (and a few heads) is being called in to help out the French and Germans.

However Brown is not going to give his help without a price. 'I will establish the Euro so that it can rise again' he said 'but I expect a generous response from Merkel and Sarkosy.'

We were not enlightened as to what the response was to be but overhearing a telephone conversation between Merkel and Sarkosy (in German/French) we feel sure Brown is headed to become the next UN Secretary General.

Confirmation of this has come from asides heard when President Obama put on his new suit: 'Brown is the new fashion' he told his tailor!

The Greeks, unkindly called The Geeks by other European countries, have a word for the whole situation: HELP!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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