City Council Approves Removal Of Bike Lanes In Favor Of 'Hot Wheels Lanes'
Just as DC Comics has the fictional cities of Gotham City and Metropolis, the fictional country of Canada has the fictional city of Toronto, which is, in turn, governed by a fictional group of city councilors. One Councillor in particular, Brackle…
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MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Moscow's TV Channel 903 is reporting that a highly reliable source inside Putin's circle has revealed that the Russian leader is deathly afraid of being poisoned. The insider who said her nickname is "Fluffy" commented tha…
Read full storyPresident Biden To Visit Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Jen Psaki has just announced that President Biden will be traveling to Ukraine within the next few days. Psaki, whose name is pronounced "Saki," like the Japanese drink, pointed out that traveli…
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