Sing Sing Prison Officials Say That Donald Trump's Cell Is Ready
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - Officials of Sing Sing Prison have informed the news media that they have Trump's prison cell ready for the soon-to-be-inmate. Prison spokesperson Milo F. Clutterbuck, 49, said that he wants the public to know…
Read full storyMadison Cawthorn Joins the Supremes
Congressional leaders expanded the Supreme Court to 12 after Rep. Madison Cawthorn blabbed about cocaine and sex orgies in Washington, D.C. The bipartisan agreement gave Democrats two appointments to the highest court in the land. Republicans accep…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Insists The Nude Photos of Her Are of Some Fat-Ass Pole Dancer
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Daily Dirt caught up with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was in Baltimore getting an old MAGA tattoo lasered off her right butt cheek. DD's Stormy Coin asked MTG about the naked photos that appear…
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