The New York Yankees Are Replacing Their Popular Pinstriped Uniforms With Plain Uniforms
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees are the only team in Major League Baseball that wear the very distinctive pinstriped uniforms. The uniforms were first introduced in 1912, when the wife of one of their most popular New York Y…
Read full storyThe World Federation Alliance Plans To Charge Russian President Putin With War Crimes
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Chocolate Capital of the World says that the WFA (the World Federation Alliance), has decided to charge President Putin, the Kremlin, and hundreds of Russian oligarchs with war crimes. A s…
Read full storyPoland In An Act of Solidarity is Sending Ukraine 2 Tons of Polish Sausages
WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
Read full storyPossessed local man refused to answer door to Mormon exorcist
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man whose soul had been laid waste by demonic possession has told a local newspaper that he refused to answer the door to a member of the Mormon church who arrived to drive out the unclean spirit last Tuesday evening. Tob…
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