The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl
OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…
Read full storyBen and Jerry's Decides To Discontinue It's Trumptard Orange Marmalade Ice Cream Flavor
FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - In a move that is being hailed by the majority of ice cream buyers in America, Ben and Jerry's has just announced that they will be taking their Trumptard Orange Marmalade off of the market. This particular…
Read full storyBiden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"
The White House- Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday…
Read full storyDr. Oz Makes a House Call -- to the U.S. Senate
Dr. Mehmet Oz broke away from the campaign trail today to educate befuddled Senate Republications in Washington, D.C. Oz, a famed television doctor, met behind closed doors with all fifty Senate Republicans. He is running in the Pennsylvania GOP…
Read full storyAll of the world's sins go into Cadbury's Creme Eggs, says the Devil
A closely kept secret has been unveiled by a man who should know, Lucifer himself. Speaking to us earlier, Lucifer who now calls himself Derek said 'For years I have been putting every sin everyone has committed into Cadbury's Creme Eggs. That is…
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