British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'
With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...
Read full storyScotland's Qualifying Surge
Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...
Read full storyNicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond
News is emerging from a Reuters source that Nicola Sturgeon was mistaken by American health care professionals for a Scottish hamster and was held in a cage for a fortnight until rescued by a crack team of SNP agents. The confusing reports suggest...
Read full storyLatest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying
Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...
Read full storyMafia Family Members Major in Turf Management
New York City, NY - Local universities reported an uptick in popularity in Turf Management Studies, particularly for college applicants with Italian-American backgrounds. Students who major in turf management learn how to maintain the turf on sp...
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