After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes
HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...
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Big Nige Farage is coming back! Not that he ever really went away because every time you hear a foreign accent in the street and think "why are you still here I voted Brexit" that's the little Farage in you. After the blistering the success of UK...
Read full storyTrump.com™ to Ban NFL - Considers Nuclear Strike of NFL Commission HQ
After the most disrespectful comments towards his beloved eminence from Sports Stars who foolishly think they have the right to free speech, the most adored one has decided to ban the NFL. Citing Curry and Kaepernicks outrageous audacity to critic...
Read full storyCharter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City
Reliable but unnamed sources at the California state capital insist that AB 46, Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon's bill to disincorporate the nearly bankrupt industrial city of Vernon, contains a secret clause. According to a highly placed aide in the Speaker's office, interviewed under an assurance of anonymity, the final version of the bill will turn Vernon over to Green Dot, the charter school o...
Read full storyScientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs
ONLY IN AMERICA - Hillary Clinton again last week was dominating the main stream media spotlight with her "What Happened" book tour. Or, as some have dubbed it: "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour". Book publisher Simon &...
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