Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception
A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...
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David Bellman of Cornwall has been declared to be Britain's "sweariest man" after he was arrested for an outburst directed at a park bench. David currently holds the record for most swear words in a sentence (47) and most curse words said in a minute...
Read full storyGiant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!
It seems the retail toy world is in turmoil after a giant toy retailer announced it was bankrupt in the US and Canada and cannot compete with internet rivals that swim up the Amazon and Target other Wally Martyrs! So, after hearing that China has...
Read full storyExplore Louisiana? Why?
Ignoring common sense and the United State constitution, President Thomas Jefferson recently diverted 15 million of your hard-earned tax dollars to buy less than a million square miles of uninhabitable desert, unplowable arid plains and impenetrable...
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