Television industry facing national shortage of actors
It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...
Read full storyYelling in School Improves Academic Achievement
It's true. But the yelling must be done not by teachers but by students themselves. Who after all listens to teachers, especially when they're yelling? Studies have been done on this very phenomenon, and they have consistently demonstrated tha...
Read full storySpeed 3 recast
Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...
Read full storyEU is "what Hitler would have wanted"
A group of EU leaders - the President of the European Commission, the Head of the European Council, and the Grand Poo-bah of Brussels - have released a statement in which they admit that Brexiters have been right all along and that the EU is just a p...
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