Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US
It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...
Read full storyStanding on one leg prolongs life say Flamingos!
Scientists have been interviewing flamingos whilst standing on one leg in Africa because they wanted to know what the health benefits are. Chief flamingo, Pinky, told scientists, "we do it because it preserves energy and therefore we live longer!"...
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