Chicken Little: In fowl trouble
They crossed the footbridge over the creek that ran along the boundary of what, years ago, had been one of the nation's, some said the world's, largest chicken ranches. Now much of it had reverted to sage brush and other desert plants. Today, reduced to a small farm, only one of the chicken coops remained standing, next to the large barn. That was where they found the man they were looking for.
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WASHINGTON, D. C. West Wing staffers and official visitors to the White House are wearing gas masks and overshoes as they valiantly attempt to carry on the business of government despite a horrendous odor emanating from a clogged sewer line. A back...
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Read full storyNew Prince Songs Mostly About Ass
Ever since the runaway success of Purple Rain, the 1984 album by singer Prince, rumors have swirled about unreleased recordings. Prince was stingy about releasing his less famous works to the public. But now he's dead and his relatives and associates...
Read full storyMan divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!
A US sex toy developer who designed the first talking sex robot has had to take back a prototype because during sex with a client, it chattered non-stop! A Californian male (they're all sex mad and nutters) purchased the prototype after divorcing...
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