Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?
Not content with wiping out numerous executive orders issued by his predecessor, President Donald Trump today signed a document canceling Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. Surrounded by officials from the Merchants and Manufacturers Asso...
Read full storyDyson sucks hot air out of Europe!
Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...
Read full storyHighly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts
The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...
Read full storyTrump Administration Releases Money Saving Tips For New Trump Health Plan
Washington, DC Surgeon General Dr. Niles Crane has released a list of things Americans can do to reduce their health care costs under the new Trump health plan. 1. Stop going to the doctor so much Everybody should buy some bandages and other me...
Read full storySecret Basement Dungeon Found in Trump Tower
New York, NY A rental manager showing new tenants around the Trump Tower, took a wrong turn and ended up seeing a medieval type dungeon in the basement. "I was just showing the tenants around and was looking to show them the exercise room. We made...
Read full storyMoving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House
It wasn't the sound of mid-night footsteps coming down the hall that made Trump itchy for action, oh no, it was the three moving vans that suddenly appeared in the moonlight that caught his eye. The secret service insisted that there were no movin...
Read full storyQueen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...
Read full storyNapoleon Invades France
Napoleon Bonaparte known by his street name "B" has once again scored big by invading his own country. Clearly unable to resist the sight of a pile of shiney stuff, "B" went all out by planning a trip to Rome. When it was pointed out that Rome...
Read full storyRussian Agent Posing as Sign Language Translator Hypnotized Americans to Vote for Trump
Washington - In a shocking development pertaining to the ongoing FBI and Congressional investigation into Russian tampering in the U.S. Presidential election, a sign language translator used by the Trump Campaign in several nationally televised campa...
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