Governor Christie awakes 200 pounds lighter!
Historically obese New Jersey governor Chris Christie awoke hungover and significantly lighter! The now surprisingly normal sized Christie came to in an Atlantic City hotel and was astounded to find himself having lost 200 pounds or roughly 350 Big M...
Read full storyAustralian police dog sacked because he was too soft!
The world of canines wanting to become police dogs in Australia is tough as the case of Gavel, a Queensland German Shepard proves; he got the boot for being too soft! Gavel went through all the training required, but during certain exercises, he w...
Read full storyMost Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day
A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...
Read full storyMichigan state troopers crack down on goat sex trafficking rings in Dearborn Michigan
At about 10 pm last there was a raid by Michigan state troopers to put an end to sexually oppressed goats. They busted in about 10 locations in Dearborn and made over 60 arrests of men aged from 20-56. This comes after months of surveillance an...
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