Deep Esophagus Reveals the Source of the White House Leaks
AT A PARKING GARAGE SOMEWHERE IN WASHINGTON--In a meeting between David Corn of Mother Jones and a shadowy figure who only identifies herself as "Deep Esophagus," the source of the many leaks that have plagued the Trump Administration are coming to l...
Read full storyNASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks
After restarting the NASA program that lay dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA finally discovered a planet that is fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project, NAS…
Read full storyTrump reveals Obamacare replacement
After weeks of speculation, President Trump has finally revealed his healthcare plan which will replace Obamacare, and which he hopes will be voted through by the Senate. "It's the best healthcare plan ever," he smirked. "It's so cheap and availab...
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