Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand
Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...
Read full storyTit controls at European airports cause embarrassment for female passengers!
Women entering some major European airports are being pulled aside by customs and security officers for a "tit control!" The controls were introduced because many women entering European countries from the Far East were carrying pumps for milking...
Read full storyComedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington
After millions of people staged weeks of protests against President Trump, comedians decided to organize their own march on Washington. President Trump has been God's gift to comedy since he first announced his candidacy, but things haven't been s...
Read full story"You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall
Blake Blu Cox III, 24, says he was forced to castrate himself after Trump's executive order on border patrol was signed into action, in which a wall separating Texas and Mexico a became reality. Cox, who is now suing the state of Cali and the...
Read full storyState visit of King of Timbuktu difficult for Queen!
British PM, Theresa May and her dope Foreign Minister, BOJO Johnson have asked the Queen to accept a visit from the king of Timbuktu this year. However, the Queen whilst sitting on her private throne and reading The Daily Star (Which others wipe thei...
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