Pretty Girl in Convenience Store Wanted Banging
There was much excitement in a Bangkok convenience store at the weekend when it became clear that one of the assistants working behind the counter was being 'rather too friendly' with one of the customers. The incident, which took place in the Cen...
Read full storyBrotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big
The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as "one or more people doing more or less the same thing." The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave the BEU the right to...
Read full storyHillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia
Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...
Read full storyPenguin Awareness Day
People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
Read full storyThe Griswolds are moving into the White House
Fictional family, the Griswolds are set to move into the White House today. Clarke, Elaine, Rusty, Audrey, and various grand-parents are all moving into 1600. A Christmas Tree, far too big for the house, thousands of Christmas tree lights and deco...
Read full storyAmazon is totally judging you
Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
Read full storyTrump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning
Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
Read full storyNearly 70 Democratic lawmakers now skipping to Trump's inauguration
An ebullient gaggle of Democratic Congress critters will skip to President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration today to demonstrate their joy in what they describe as his heartening and unifying tweets. When asked why they were not taking the bus, b...
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