'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year
More On, a California Think Tank has given the United States of America its dubious distinction in only the third week of the year. It's the first time a country, rather than a business or individual, has been given the award which honors 'decisions...
Read full storyRedheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image
Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...
Read full storyTrump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration
Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...
Read full storyAnti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a protest movement started on social media just a few days ago has exploded and tens of thousands of people will be chanting and demonstrating at the Trump inaugural and the Women's march on Washing...
Read full storyUS Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents
After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...
Read full storyForrest Trump
My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump. My momma always told me, life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get. For me, grabbing pussy is like a box of chocolates, because you always end up with sticky fingers. I always knew what I was going to get. You see, my poppa was a multi-millionaire. I knew I would inherit that one day, so I never worried about getting a job or doing...
Read full storyThe Headless Hillbilly of Pickleville Hollow
Back in Pickleville Holler, I stopped by a roadhouse and I was greeted by a group of old men who were smoking pipes and drinking beer. A lovely farm lass walked up to me, handed me a leg of mutton and some cottage cheese. "We have to tell you an old wives tale that has been spread around about every year this time," the fishwife muttered. "It's been spread around with the moonshine, the hard a...
Read full storySteve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite
Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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