Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios
New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...
Read full storySean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody
Washington, DC Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer wept bitter tears as he described the utter despair and sadness he felt when he was played by Melissa McCarthy in a Saturday Night Live skit last Saturday. "It was just plain mean and they need to d...
Read full storyTrump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!
The news media is on fire this morning over President Donald Trump's midnight tweet saying he is nominating Quarterback Tom Brady for the Congressional Medal of Honor! "Tom is a hero among heroes,' tweeted Trump, "risking his life to defeat our enemi...
Read full storyWoman Splits Ringpiece After Having Big Shit
Emergency services rushed to a house in Bradford this morning after a call from a concerned husband alerted them to the fact that his wife had injured her arsehole after trying to have an enormous dump. Sarfraz Nawadi called West Yorkshire Ambulan...
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