Update on President Trump's Plan to Replace Obamacare; "You Are All on Your Own," He States
Earlier this week, President Donald Trump announced that he was going to make good on his promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. This new plan came with a shocking statement coming straight from the president himself. In his statement, he called th...
Read full storyHeadteacher defends school uniform stance
A headteacher in Lancashire has defended sending pupils home from school because their skirts were not short enough, saying parents who did not like the strict uniform rules could choose to have their daughters educated elsewhere. Girls at Failing...
Read full storyRepublicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando La...
Read full storySole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation
Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health centers were...
Read full storyRussian billionaire forced in a rowing boat after his super yacht is impounded in Gibralter!
Russian Billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the Rock of Gibralter last week in his super-yacht, and British customs patrolling the rock decided to impound the thing and offered Mr. Melnichenko a ride in a local rowing boat! After hearing that the...
Read full storyPolitical correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"
A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike. Right wing website owner Pe...
Read full storySMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model
Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
Read full storyTrump: My way or the highway
FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers. Estimated to be worth in t...
Read full storyV.I. POO: New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!
The major news networks are reporting today that a new product introduced to the market last fall has become a symbol of the anti Trump movement! The product is V. I. Poo. Parent company, Air Wick states in it's publicity, "The time has come to chang...
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