Update on President Trump's Plan to Replace Obamacare; "You Are All on Your Own," He States

Funny story written by That Guy

Monday, 20 February 2017

Earlier this week, President Donald Trump announced that he was going to make good on his promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. This new plan came with a shocking statement coming straight from the president himself. In his statement, he called those who utilize the system of obamacare "freeloaders." His statement goes as follows:

"During my long and glorious campaign, I made a bigly promise to you, the people, that I would repeal and replace the abomination that is Obamacare. After about a day of careful deliberation, my great administration has decided to make good on that promise. This country is too great to bee drug down by a bunch of freeloaders."

Mr. Trump also stated that he had "gotten advice" from his advisors on how to do this, his comments on his "advice" are as follows:

"My staff has given me a piece of advice, and that advice is to make good on all of my promises to the people. I have met with my associates, and we are going to repeal Obamacare, and replace it with a better solution. We have come to a final decision regarding Obamacare."

Mr. Trump's announcement brought shock across the nation as he stated that those on Obamacare are on their own as far as medical insurance. He also stated that it was time for Americans to "man up" and be "more self-sufficient." The full conclusion to his speech goes as follows:

"It is time for americans to step up to the plate. This government assistance thing is over. Americans need to man up. We need to support ourselves, and be more self-sufficient. Our hard-working taxpayers are sick and tired of paying for the medical expenses of people who do not work. It is time for a change. All who are on Obamacare are now completely on their own in terms of government help. People, it is time to get off the couch and do something. We are never going to win if we don't start doing something towards that. I told you we were going to win bigly, and I am going to make that happen"

Mr. Trump, in an interview later that day, stated that he was "100% serious" and would not back down. More on this story as it develops.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more