Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze
A study just published, Study Finds Cat People Are More Intelligent Than Dog People, has sparked a resurgence in the public's curiosity about controversial conclusions in the social sciences. Now called Study Surfing, the resurgence is especially pop...
Read full storyJay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits
To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...
Read full storyWho Gives a Crap? This Guy Does!
And here we go again; a man named Andrew out in California was arrested on July 28th for robbing a house because he forgot to flush the toilet. What a crappy to go! No wonder why people today are the way they are. If you are attempting to rob a ho...
Read full storyPFA say FU to FA rule changes!
Since UEFA and FIFA announced their new ABBA penalty tiebreaker shootout system, the FA have decided that now's a good time to unveil some rule changes of their own. The first notable change will be the introduction of a select panel of judges who...
Read full storyNo farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!
The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...
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