Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the sun by the earth
UPDATE PRINT THROUGH Al Gore was found with his lips frozen to Obama’s anatomy late last night on a golf course in the Midwest, police report. The pair is expected to recover as soon as Global Warming hits. In the meantime they are headed to warm...
Read full storyTrump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem
Trump.com™ is said to very upset that North Korea is ignoring his deathly powerful tweets and his tiny ego is so incensed he has ordered a nuclear strike against Korean territories in Guam. It has been confirmed that Guam as we know it is ba...
Read full storyTop jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!
The Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year, a prestigious prize for prize jokers hoping to jump on the stage at the jokers UK mecca, The Apollo, are cracking up but, not cracking too many show-stoppers! The winning joke was about the glorious GB Pound,...
Read full storyNRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...
Read full storyTrump's secret plan to restart draft
Not mentioned in President Donald Trump's televised speech to the nation announcing a stepped up war in Afghanistan was his secret plan to restart the draft. This time, with approval from a willing Republican majority in congress, women will be requi...
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