Trump Wagging The Dog With North Korea
While attempting to recreate President Obama's White House situation room during the Bin Laden raid, Donald Trump looked silly sitting in a low chair, (like Obama) placed at the end of the conference table, (like Obama) surrounded by Trump staff memb...
Read full storyMonkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!
The Indian government have decided to introduce new legislation pertaining to bringing up children by employing monkeys in nurseries, nationwide. After discovering a young girl who was raised by primates in the Uttar Pradesh jungle, a la Mowgli wi...
Read full storyBad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album
Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...
Read full storyBrexit nearly happened in 1886
Brexit covers the newspapers these days like a tramp's vomit, but it isn't the first time Britain has considered leaving a large international organisation - it nearly happened in 1886. While the British Empire was approaching its peak, there was a small movement for Britain to leave it. Coincidentally, it was led by my great-uncle, also named Sir Geoffroy Cockface. Sir Geoffroy was trouserer t...
Read full storyScientists Are Quitting Like Crazy
Science Town, US "Why are so many scientists quitting the Science profession and going elsewhere for their occupations?" asked a local TV news reporter. "Well, we figure with Trump in office there aren't going to be a lot of research grants unles...
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