Problem Page With Robert Pattinson The Geordie Horse
Robert Pattinson The Geordie Horse was voted Number One Nag For Problem-Solving in a new Gallop Poll Dear Robert, I am a lesbian and my wife doesn't love me any more. I have tried everything to get back in her good books. I have even started doing DIY, and had my hair cropped, but she isn't impressed. She has got a new butch personal trainer and is spending a lot of time with her. What c...
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The amazing story of Chad Farelli, the boy raised by wolves in Arizona, took yet another twist when he left his adoptive home in Alamogordo, NM, and went back to live in the wild. As a search was launched, biologist Dr. Fawn Malo expressed concern...
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After a devastating 4-0 Series loss against the Golden State Warriors, the Portland Trail Blazers have shifted focus to their next opponent, the Central PA Elite 14U AAU team. We caught up with Central PA Elite's head coach Mark Hofsass. "I'm fee...
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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the creation of a panel of experts to advise the President on construction of his wall on the southern border of the U.S. "The President is very pleased to announce that the panel will include Publiu...
Read full storyPlastic eating caterpillars replace garbage men!
Scientists have discovered a way to remove all plastic and other garbage from the face of the planet by unleashing a "plastic gorging caterpillar" to do the filthy jobs refuse companies and governments have failed miserably to do. Instead of the g...
Read full storyAmerican man gets tricked by spies
An American man canceled all of his dates through next month due to upset stomach and the trots that forced him to take a rest, it was announced on Monday. He became sickly after eating a salted fugu fish at an Asian restaurant run by foreign spie...
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