Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom
A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...
Read full storyMan In Owensboro Roams Streets As "Deplorable Man"
A man, who goes by the name of "Deplorable Man", now roams the streets of Owensboro, Ky. Deplorable Man reportedly created a large basket to sit in and sent himself to the courthouse. Police came to remove the man. However, he refused while saying he...
Read full storyOwensboro Man Finds Trump Dollar, Calls It Sign From God
Gerard Freeman from Owensboro, Ky has reportedly found a dollar with the face of Trump on it. The man was reading the bible and praying to God when, in the bible, he found the dollar. The man claims, "This must be a sign from God! I was praying a...
Read full storyPirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!
Admiral Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer extraordinaire, after launching his three ships across oceans of cyber space has now been blown out of the water by non-Somalian pirates! Erskine Quint, an ex-aristocratic, mercurial stud, was last seen n...
Read full story6 Disastrous Things That Absolutely Could Happen If Trump Is Elected
You can hardly look at the news, Facebook, or the Book of Revelation without hearing how Donald Trump is the end of the world. He says he wants build a wall on the U.S. Mexico border, prevent Muslims from entering the U.S., and withdraw from NATO, among other things. But there are dozens of obstacles -- from laws, funds, and manpower to, like, reality -- to stop him from actually doing them. There...
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