
Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business
Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...
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Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public
Vice-Presidential hopeful Mike Pence, who hails from Indiana, almost got metaphorically "smoked" in public the other day, but escaped narrowly. As this election season heats up, so does the scrutiny befalling the candidates involved. Tapes have...
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Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award
New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...
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Man gets only one missed call from Mom
Local Mom reportedly called her son just once, and hasn't left any messages whatsoever asking him to call her back when he gets this. Fort Wayne, IN - Worried sick, 29-year-old Barry Oldman reported Thursday he got just one missed call from his mo...
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Time Channel is a go
Comcast the communications giant will be debuting the time channel on its generic package featuring a collection of globally placed reporters that will be constantly updating times from every location on the planet. Some will be embedded with tr...
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