Ecuador Embassy Sets Conditions to Restore Assange's Internet
London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...
Read full storyDestroying Donald Trump by ring, ring, ringing the phones off the hooks
"Hi, my name is Frankenstein Hyde," I said to the head guru at the local Republican Party headquarters. "That's a weird name," he said. "Yeah, I was an ugly baby. My Grandpa just got home from Vietnam and he was in no mood to have a kid. And b...
Read full storyDonald Trump Calls Out Voter Fraud, Loses Support with Dead People
"People that have died 10 years ago are still voting," Trump said on Monday during a speech in Wisconsin, "Bruce Willis, Sean Bean, these guys have been dead for years and they're still out there voting. I prefer my action movie heroes to remain peri...
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