Trump and Bush Families Compete on Family Feud
Atlanta, GA - Host Steve Harvey welcomed the Bush and Trump families to the popular television show, Family Feud, which was taped last Friday. The Bush Family was represented by George H.W., George W., George Jr., Jeb! and Billy. The Trump F...
Read full storyPrimary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker
A school teacher from the village of Clackersford has found herself in hot water this week after allowing an unruly class of seven and eight year olds to watch a Chubby Brown video. Following a major debacle in the classroom (B7), in which many...
Read full storyKiller Sock Puppets: The Return
An update in the horrific Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) craze that has been sweeping two coastal towns. Police raided an address in Aldbourgh last night and confiscated over £50 in sock puppet making technology. No one was at the property but offic...
Read full storyRoger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump
New York, NY-After an emergency meeting between the NFL's 32 owners late last night, a decision has been made to unanimously vote Roger Goodell out of his position of Commissioner and, effective immediately, replace him with Donald Trump. The move ca...
Read full storyWorld Clown Conspiracy Uncovered
Lyon, France Interpol, in conjunction with other police agencies, announced that they have uncovered a world-wide conspiracy by killer clowns to cause revolution and topple governments. "Clowns have been infiltrating key world areas in Copenhagen...
Read full storyMemorable Donald Trump Quotes
Many of the U.S. Presidents have had memorable quotes, such as John F. Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Franklin Roosevelt's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is one of FDR's most famous. If Trump ever becomes President, here are a few of his most memorable quotes: "There Was Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever" "And h...
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