Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump
The standard dictionary definition now has an added clause: cha·os, /'keI,as/, noun, : complete confusion and disorder : a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything (see Donald Trump's Presidential Candidacy). Languag...
Read full storyTrump Explains How Current Events Are All Happening Just Like He Planned
Big Arm, MT Donald Trump, disgraced Republican candidate, explained to the only reporter that showed up to his press conference how he had planned out the entire campaign and everything was going exactly according to plan. "You notice all the fre...
Read full story12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President
After threatening to imprison Hillary Clinton for what he considers to be her crimes, this reporter thought about making a list of actual illegal things Donald Trump has pledged to do should he ever reach the oval office. So here's a short list of illegal or at least unethical things Donald Trump has pledged to do when he becomes president. 1. Threatened to deport Melania if she gains too mu...
Read full storyTrump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™
Preparing for an eventual Trump presidency, the brash billionaire's team is drawing up papers to incorporate Blind Trust™. Already Democrats and Republicans alike are ridiculing the move as a cynical ploy to fool the public into thinking Tru...
Read full storyWikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans
Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...
Read full story