Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password
Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...
Read full storyGroping Women Shrinks Hands
The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...
Read full storySatellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton
Photographs released today from outer space show a monstrous cloud of dung hovering over the United States. Pundits theorize the nitty-gritty of this fecal storm comes down to problems between FBI Director James Comey and the Hillary Clinton campa...
Read full storyRussian Attempt to Reduce Voter Turnout Backfires
The 2016 presidential election has been full of talk about Russian involvement. WikiLeaks released repeated batches of emails related to the Democratic Party. U.S. intelligence agencies traced the leaks to Russian hackers sanctioned by the Russian go...
Read full storyAttorney Makes No Bones About Popeyes Chicken Lawsuit Gulfport, MS
A Gulfport Mississippi attorney who said he choked on the bones in Popeyes' fried chicken last year believes a warning label placed on the bones beneath the meat could have prevented all his anxiety, pain and suffering. Now he's suing to get warning...
Read full storyDonald Groped Hillary in 2005! Trump and Weiner Sext Each Other!
[Associated Press, Washington, D.C.] FBI Director James Comey informed members of Congress this morning that he was expanding his investigation into e-mails, based on materials found on the laptop of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner.
Read full storyCarrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window
After accruing millions of dollars in debt, the Nobel prize committee will forgo a lavish award ceremony in favor of a webcast hosted by Carrot Top from a drive thru coffee kiosk. Nobel Committee head Jørgen Myklebust is putting his experience in...
Read full storyCentral Park Five Take Out Ad Supporting Death Penalty For Donald Trump
In a surprising twist the men who were coerced as teens into making a false confession of rape are now openly calling for the death penalty to punish Donald Trump. The Central Park Five have even taken out an ad in the Daily News, the same newspaper...
Read full storyPrankGate? Patriots' Gostkowski Terrorizing NFL Via Prank Calls
First there was SpyGate, then there was DeflateGate, and now… PrankGate? It's common knowledge amongst NFL fans that the New England Patriots seek out innovative and creative ways to gain a competitive advantage - often blurring the line between g...
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