Gary Johnson to Request Recount of World Leaders He Respects
Washington - Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson, who garnered over 3 percent of the vote nationally, has requested a recount of the total number of world leaders he respects. "My original count was zero, but since the question was ask...
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Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...
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Confirming the common known fact that the utilisation of an ancient cliché, "Double Dutch" means you are completely NUTS; the Dutch government have proven to the world that it's utterly true! The Dutch duck population is about to be culled because...
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Lord Britton removed his top hat and entered the door of the gentleman's club. "Good day, Sir," said the butler holding the door. "It's good to have you back." The Lord smiled at the servant and thought what a lower class moron the man looked. He wondered if he could have the butler sacked, but he had other business with the club secretary, Count Percy Twatarse. Count Percy's bushy mousta...
Read full storyBob Dylan's Nobel Due to "Wiggle Wiggle"
Details have emerged about Bob Dylan's winning of the Nobel Prize for Literature, an event which sent shock waves thru the literary world. Per Wastberg, head of the Nobel Committee for Literature, has explained the reasons for the selection. "Mai...
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