Kanye West baffles doctors
As the 'get well soon' cards flooded in following Kanye West's admittance to UCLA Medical Center (Actually spelled 'Centre'), medical staff gathered in force to abuse their Doctor/Patient confidentiality by talking publicly about Mr West's medical co...
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Berlin Bunker, 1945! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) just got there before the Russians did and found this document typed by Frau Goebbels!!! World Sensation! Hitler to Goebbels: "Do not vorry Goebbels ve have produced ze eg...
Read full storyHillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY
Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...
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The year 2016 marks an important time in American politics which will be noted not by the fact that Donald Trump won for president but by the fact the Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton ran for president. Despite Jeb's and Hillary's losses, the 2016 election cycle will be considered the time that America embraced the concept of dynastic presidential politics, where the candidacies of a brother and...
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Old George Has a Modest Proposal Bernard had rallied his spirits as his first - some say primary - loss at the gate, the Infamous Loss at the Gate as he began to think of it. Yet, somehow after chasing some cats around the yard and yapping at the humans who were passing by, Bernard felt a little better. He scampered lively into the center yard where all the animals milled about early...
Read full storyDemocratic Party Liberals Praise Trump Appointees
"We are the party of the common man," recently said Sen. Chuck Schumer, leading Democrat in the U.S. Senate. And Rep. Lois Maybee (D) of Rhode Island stated, "You can count on us to protect the civil liberties of all Americans." Rep. John Johnson (...
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