Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change
Dr. Paul Montgomery of Admiral University's Department of Climatic Intervention has been studying "a strange phenomenon that is occurring this Autumn and if memory serves me correctly, happened last autumn too" he said. Dr. Montgomery went o...
Read full storyDonald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies
A top Russian diplomat & Vladimir Putin's spokesman came out of the closet Thursday. They admitted that Russian experts touched the Trump campaign more than once during the Presidential campaign and it felt so good. They said they were so happy P...
Read full storyOccupancy Rate at Trump Hotels Drops Below 25%
Special to TPN - A former advisor to President-elect Donald Trump has revealed that the real-estate magnate's properties have suffered in the aftermath of his presidential campaign. The advisor, Punksky Borinskovich, once Russian President Vladimir P...
Read full storyCheetos to Sponsor Trump TV
Special to TPN - Cheetos' parent company, Frito-Lay, announced that it will be a primary sponsor of President-elect Trump's TV station, CRUD (Conservative Republicans Under Donald). "It's a natural fit," said Vivek Sankaran, COO of Frito-Lay North Am...
Read full storyBorder controls sharpened and barbed wire put on Hadrian's wall to stop Scot invasion!
English custom's authorities, police and military are on red alert after a border invasion of ginger-headed (Not Harry he's got other problems), kilt wearing, whisky smelling, bagpipe playing Scots entered the country today in seek of revenge! OK,...
Read full storyRight lads, Wall around Britain
If nothing else, Donald Trump's election has at least proven a godsend for the bricks and mortar industry. Walls are in....so to say. In the wake of America's intention to erect a wall along its border to Mexico, Britain's Prime Minister, Theresa...
Read full storyWhen the least qualified individuals usurp power
Carlo M. Cipolla, an economic historian, born in Italy in 1922, dead in 2000, classified people into four groups: intelligent, helpless, bandit and stupid. However, Katharine Cook Briggs (1875-1968) and her daughter Isabel Briggs Myers came up with 16 types of personality types. Cipolla's emphasis on stupid people makes his findings interesting. Perhaps, it is not unwise to begin with a definition...
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