Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair
To provide a framework for this story, let it be reported that In the U.S. people making an average of $75,000 pay an effective federal tax rate of 20%. But CEO Tim Crook has decided that Pear Corporation, makers of computers and smart phones doe...
Read full storyTrump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians
Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...
Read full storyAdele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"
One of Britain's most famous exports, singer/songwriter Adele, has decided to go public and warned pregnant mother's about having babies, she say's "being a mum aint no fun!" Adele just happened to be paid a couple of million for telling her despe...
Read full storyBundy Found Innocent While Standing Rock Protestors Attacked
On the same day seven defendants celebrated their acquittal in the armed takeover of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, law enforcement officers dressed in riot gear and firing bean bag rounds arrested nearly 150 oil pipeline protesters camped out...
Read full storyGrammy To Go To David Foster Wallace
The Grammy Music Awards committee will posthumously name writer David Foster Wallace as a recipient of a Lifetime achievement award in February. The news was met with quizzical looks and murmurs of "WTH?" Joyce Muenzler, a self described "huge...
Read full storyClinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!
Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...
Read full storyDaniel Prophecy Discovered
Archaeologists worldwide are excited at the recent find in Jerusalem of what is believed to be the last prophecy of the prophet Daniel. It reads as follows: Last Prophecy of Daniel And behold in the last days men shall gaze onto glowing boxes a...
Read full storyDonald Trump and Bill Cosby Proved Members of Secret Misogynist Club
An investigative report has uncovered the information that years ago, at the Playboy Club in Chicago, Bill Cosby and Donald Trump met and became charter members of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. The He-Man Woman Haters Club is a secret organization formed by stars that are so famous that they can kiss women and grab pussy any time they want. Although the membership list is secret, some of the me...
Read full storyTrump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper
Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...
Read full storyRepublicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime
Washington, DC Republican legislators realized that they really haven't nailed any wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton, all the way through Whitewater to the E-Mail Server snafu. So this caused Republicans to review some laws. "We have just come to real...
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